You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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