exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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