i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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