spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
