i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
