She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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