He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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