doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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