I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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