I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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