I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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