found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i dont even know how to be here
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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