The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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