After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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