so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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