You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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