i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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