I'm so fucking centered right now
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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