I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
