So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
