why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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