your thong is hanging out like whoa
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Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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