you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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