**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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