do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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