I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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