only if we run a train.
done.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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