Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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