I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I smell stomach acid.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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