After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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