I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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