we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
