what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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