nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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