fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
