quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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