What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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