So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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