two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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