i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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