Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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