We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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