...so i touched it.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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