girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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