absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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