don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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