she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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