I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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