Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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