i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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