I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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