But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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