Im at strip club and am horny
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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