scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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